Feliz 50, Moz

“I am capable of looking on the bright side - I just don’t do it very often.”

“Doing nothing gives me great pleasure. And believe me, I succeed wonderfully in it.”

“When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.”

“I think I must be, absolutely, a total sex object. In every sense of the word.”

“I'm not very good at being dull.”

“Nothing is important, so people, realising that, should get on with their lives, go mad, take their clothes off, jump in the canal, jump into one of those supermarket trolleys, race around the supermarket and steal Mars bars and kiss kittens.”

“What's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn't.”

“Artists aren't really people. I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.”

“I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.”

“When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I’d like the words ‘Well, at least he tried’ engraved on my tombstone.”

(Via NME)