Não bebo mesmo

Super te entendo, seu búfalo. Eu faria a mesma coisa.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

GET AWAY FROM ME, CHRISTINE. I MEAN IT. IT’S NOT A FUNNY JOKE. I ALMOST PUKED.

IT’S JUST COCONUT WATER! IT’S NATURAL!

YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE AND THEN YOU NEED TO LEAVE.

BUT IT’S SUPPOSED TO-

SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HYDRATION OR ELECTROLYTES AGAIN AND WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. I’M NOT SURE IF WE ARE NOW. A FRIEND WOULDN’T TELL ME TO PUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT INSIDE MY MOUTH.